The best Christmas jokes around
Q:What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A:Frosted flakes
Q:What does Santa use in his garden?
A: a garden ho ho ho
Q:What happens when you put two snowmen together?
A: I don't snow
Amazing animal jokes
Q:What do you call a sword fish with a dull sword
A: A fencing fish
Q: What animal cheats the most on tests
A:a cheetah
Halloween jokes
Q:what do you call a possessed mouse
A: A haunted mouse
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